Well, keto is causing some lady issues of the not having a period variety. And I’m 99% sure I’m not pregnant — the other .1% accounts for a defective pee test and the other .9% accounts for potential immaculate conception.
It happened to Mary!
So, I’m at 12 days… with no visit from the sharks or Aunt Flo or the crimson tide… Spanish Inquisition?
I promise I’m not panicking.
I pretty much spent the weekend indoors because I was being nose-raped by pollen in a bad way. I was getting awful sinus headaches and migraines.
I did make something completely amazing this weekend. I’d originally seen it on Tasty Japan (I’ve sifted through all their videos and I can’t find it on youtube; it looks like the picture above) — it was meatloaf roll up with veggies and cheese, and then wrapped in bacon. The recipe originally used ham, a ubiquitous cheese, and spinach. I did a typical meatloaf recipe, subbing bread crumbs for pork rinds as a binder. Then I spread it out in my pan, laid out some muenster, spinach, mushrooms, and half of a decent sized diced jalapeno.
Wrap in bacon.
Bake at 400 for an hour.
Then I made my first ever Hollandaise to go over it using the recipe below:
And it was the bomb. We ate it over the meat loaf roll up and some sliced roma tomatoes.
I would have taken a bunch of pictures, but we ate it.
And it was good.