I just need to stay off of /r/worldnews. Seriously.
Now I want to make a bomb shelter.
But, I mean, if it’s my time, it’s my time. I’d rather go out in the blaze — incandescently vaporized — than have to suffer radiation sickness.
But if I do manage to survive sans irradiation, it would be all Cormac McCarthy’s “The Road.”
I don’t know if I want to go through that.
And honestly, I live on the east coast in a not so populated area.
I think I might be okay.
But if the apocalypse is happening, I’m totally shaving my head.
And I’ve got a good bit of fat on me, so I know starvation won’t be a thing for a while.
But the idea of hunkering down in a bomb shelter for an indeterminate amount of time — I could barely stand having roommates, but to be stuck there with people and not being able to leave or avoid them.
Or, it could be all Mad Max.