Good evening, fine folks!
I just wanted to talk about how awesome my followers are, how good they have been to me and how I feel like WordPress has really helped on this journey with the kindness and support of all the wonderful people who follow my writing and regularly contribute.
You are awesome and have all my love and respect.
Having said that, my loves, I’m a bit broke.
And I decided to sell out.
So, if you love what I write and you want to see more, visit my Patreon. I’m offering some pretty awesome incentives including voting on what I’m writing next, having your name in gold, on my site… as a shout out for being awesome and amazing, and something I’m actually pretty excited about — guest contributors.
So head on over there and bask in the glory of me selling out.
I never wanted to monetize — the idea of crowding my page with ads seemed tacky, writing sponsored posts wasn’t working out with my site, and finally I was just kind of like, to hell with it. I’ll do Patreon.
Please don’t pelt me with too many vegetables.